Alright everybody, the voting/nomination board for Featured User has been posted here!
Clearly there has been some confusion around it, from both people not reading the rules as well as just from not really understanding how it works. When you want to nominate a user for Featured User, all you do is press the 'Nominate a User' button. After you press that, it will take you to the editor. The nomination already has a pre-determined layout. The top should say "Nominated thing <!-- add links with [[name of page|text to display]] -->". Replace that with the username of the user that you want to nominate. Below that top spot is "Nominated by (whoever nominated it). <!-- in links if necessary -->". Simply replace "(whoever nominated it)" with YOUR username. After that, do not touch anything else. Simply press the 'Submit' button and your nomination will be added to the bottom of the Featured User page.
As for voting- you can vote for somebody to win, or you can vote AGAINST somebody winning. To vote for either, simply write ~~~~ on the bulletin under 'Support' or 'Against', your choice. Make sure you supply a reason for your vote. When voting against somebody, it is not the place to be negative or rude, simply the place to say "No, I don't want this person to win because they're too new" or "I don't want this person to win because I think <blah blah blah> should win.". Any negative votes will be removed and you will receive a warning.
Aside from that, PLEASE make sure that you read the rules on the page. Now, as to conclude this post, I bid you adieu!