News reporter: in a stunning turn of events 5 members of the junior scouts are being sued for muzzling someone for apparently cruel reasons. The plaintiff, Nick Wilde, who was muzzled by a woodchuck, a zebra and 3 animals more, has filed suit against the 5 members of the junior scouts in superior court
Nick's lawyer: Mr Wilde didn't ask to be muzzled, Mr Wilde didn't want to be muzzled and the fear of muzzles recieved from the junior scouts' "actions" (so called) causes him daily trauma
Woodchuck: Hey we prevented you from attacking us during the initiation!
Nick: You didn't prevent me from attacking you during the initiation, you ruined my dreams, that's what you did!
Zebra: listen you little piece of…!
Junior scouts' lawyer: My clients have no further comments at this time